Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Justin Bieber, A Calvin Klein Model

First off, did the Biebs want his penis and butt enlarged as an ego stroke?

Left: edited pic with enhancements. Right: Unedited picture of Justin Bieber
Not to mention they enhanced his muscles and used shadowing to make his pecks look bigger. Bieber says the untouched picture is a fake. Maybe it is.

Calvin Klein, part Justin Bieber, part Mark Wahlberg
Mark Wahlberg's wife Rhea Durham is not happy with Justin Bieber being a Calvin Klein model. She tweeted, "mark wahlberg calvin klein ads - google seach that's the real.....ain't gonna lie."
She also said,"My baby was the 1st and the best...And not to the retouching."
Most likely referring to the picture leak showing how Biebers "manliness" was supposably enlarged.

This is a total "I farted and I'm proud of it," face.
 Whatever the truth is the back and forth via different social media sites is hilarious and ever mounting.

Justin Bieber and Lara Stone
One part in this nutty saga is the Bieber fans. There are crazy girls all over twitter sending Lara Stone death threats over the racy photo shoot. One said, "hi b**** i hate u. touch justins d*** again and ill kill u im not joking." There is also the tweet from @ameliebelieber6.

Whatever the drama is with everyone about the new Calvin Klein ads the real reason they are made is so woman will buy underwear for their boyfriends and husbands and so men will buy the underwear hoping they will look that good in them. 

But in reality they look like these guys.  

What men actually look like in underwear.  
 And you know, some of us expect to look like Justin Bieber. When in actuality we look more like big sexy holding the grapes

What a lot of Americans look like in underwear.